Nelson go toe to toe in a bare chested brawl where Cartman dominates. Dissatisfied with the sudden bigotry, Randy takes his cause to The Senate in an effort to enact the first word ban in American history.
Cartman's fight with Dr. Nelson teaches Stan that he gets that he doesn't get it when it comes to Race issues. South Park S11 E2. Cartman shows off his photo album with all of the gross things he's done to Butters while he slept.
Priest Maxi Tells Butters about a camp for Bi-Curious boys, while Cartman tries to get the other boys to forget about the incriminating photo. Cartman tells his mom about the picture in hopes she can help him get it back. After Cartman learns the new photo of his wiener in Butters' mouth makes him gay, Kyle explains how he can cancel the Gay Polarity. Stotch walks in on Butters blindfolded and on his knees in front of a pantless Cartman.
Pastor Phillips gives an unconvincing sermon about how he is cured of being gay. Cartman is forced to give an uncomfortable description of the picture to the police when he tries to report it stolen. Butters and his accountabilibuddy are confronted about a Sears men's underwear catalogue found in their room. Bradley becomes suicidal after confessing his romantic feelings for Butters.
After his mother fails to get the picture back, Cartman plans to show it to the class first. Uh what do you mean? I mean, that if-.
What he means is that he's jealous that you've taken his place as my new best friend! But grow up, Kyle! Change is a part of life. Heh yeah, grow up, Kyle. So what do you wanna do first, Eric? You wanna play a game or just chitchat for a while? Well actually, Butters, I think we'd better hit the hay pretty soon. But, uh-ih-it's only Yeah, and I'm exhausted. If you are not sleepy yet, I have some more of that nighttime cold medicine you can drink. South Park, morning.
The boys walk up to the bus stop. Cartman isn't with them. I got it! It's the greatest picture ever! Oh my God! What'cha do to Butters this time? It was genius! I waited 'til he was totally asleep, right?
And then I got my camera, and I pulled down his pants, and then I took a picture of his wiener in my mouth! I know I know, check it out, look. Oh man, I got him good! Dude, how is putting Butters' wiener in his mouth getting him? Because that makes Butters gay now! No dude, that makes you gay!
You put a guy's wiener in your mouth, that makes you gay, stupid! Kenny, that doesn't make me gay, huh? Ehe, that makes you very fucking gay. But I'm not g-I'm not gay, you guys!
No, no, it was a stupid mistake! Doesn't matter. You're gay now. No, it was just for a second! How-how can I reverse this? No-no wait. I I know how you can reverse it, Cartman. The only way you can cancel it out is to get Butters to put your wiener in his mouth.
Then it cancels out the gay polarity. Shit, I gotta find Butters! Butters' bedroom, several minutes later. Butters is playing with his toys - a car, a truck, and a small action figure. Butters, guess what? I have a surprise for you. What is it? It's so fuckin' awesome. You're gonna be so stoked. It's the best surprise ever! Just open your mouth and close your eyes and, and get on your knees!
Hang on a second here. How come uh, I can't see? Oh uh, ho yeah. Hey wait a minute. This ain't a trick, is it? Why you're not gonna, eh stick something icky in my mouth, are ya? I swear on my mother's life, Butters. I am not going to stick anything icky in your mouth. All right, you ready? Just sit very still, okay? Here we go. Hey Dad! What are you doing?! I'm getting a surprise! My, my only son, reduced to this! Where'd Eric go? Don't lie to me, Butters! I know your secret now! No wait, wait.
It's okay. It's okay, Butters. This isn't a serious problem. You're just bi-curious. You are. Just harmless curiosity, and it doesn't mean anything. We just need to get you some help, Butters. What's going on, you two? Nothin' Mom, I'm just a little bi-curious. South Park Church, day. Butters and Stephen are in the rectory. Father Maxi, I You see, I've just learned that my son is Father Maxi. Is that true, son? Are you feeling Yeah, I'm pretty confused alright.
Young man, These confused feelings that you're having are simply the Devil's way of trying to get a hold of you. What can I do, Father? There is a special camp where young men who are confused, like your son, can go and be cleansed by the power of God.
Many bi-curious boys come out the camp completely cured. A secluded camp where lots of bi-curious boys are all put together? That sounds like a good idea. Whoa boy! Stan's living room. He, Kyle, and Kenny are playing a board game, Living. A door opens and closes, and Cartman appears.
I suppose you really think you got me! What are you talking about, fatass? You figured that out, huh? And I also learned from the Internet that just because I put Butters' wiener in my mouth doesn't mean I'm gay! All I have to do is throw away the picture, forget it ever happened, and nobody will ever know.
Except for us. Right, except for you. And all the people we tell. Because it's really, really funny. It's not that funny. There's lots, there's lots of things that are way funnier. That isn't funny. Now you guys, I'm getting pissed off! You'd better not tell anybody! Well, maybe we will, maybe we won't. You guys don't have any proof I put Butters' wiener in my mouth! It will be your word against mine! And we all know that everyone trusts me way more than you guys!
Cartman changes tactics: he pleads] You guys, please don't tell anybody. We won't tell anybody as long as you are super nice to us, every day, from now on. Oh right, like that's possible! Alright, fine! You know what I'm gonna do, Kyle?! I'm gonna go home, and photo shop the picture so that it is your face with Butters' wiener in his mouth here! Camp New Grace entrance, night. Stephen pulls up with Butters, and some campers and camp staffers come out to greet them. Butters hops out of the passenger side, dressed in shirt and tie.
Stephen goes to the trunk to bring out a suitcase. Everyone, say hello to our new camper, Butters. Hi Butters. Hello Butters. Don't worry. Your son just needs to learn that he can be straight if he chooses to be. Camp New Grace interior, night. The camp director is showing Butters around. Do you know why you're here at camp, Butters?
Because I'm bi-curious? That's right. Like all the campers here, you're confused, and you don't think there's a way out. But even though some people would have you believe you can't control how you feel, the truth is that with the power of Jesus Christ you can be normal. Now, just to make sure you don't slip up while in camp we assign every camper an accountabilibuddy.
But now he's learning that with the power of Christ and prayer, he can have a whole new life. The stool and book he stood on are fallen on the floor. The director quickly closes the door and continues the tour] Over this way we have the cafeteria. All the meals are served there.
How about you be Butters' accountabilibuddy? Humble yourselves therefore under God's mighty hand, that he may lift you up. Butters here is new to the camp. He's chosen to rid himself of his affliction and forge a personal relationship with Jesus Christ.
I'm bi-curious. Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman: that is detestable. That's right, Bradley. I think we're well on our way to being healed.
Community park, dusk. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are taking turns shooting the basketball at the hoop. Stan shoots and misses. Okay, my turn. Cartman approaches the park behind him]. Where is it, you filthy Jew?! What the hell are you doing, Cartman?!
I went home to alter the picture of me with Butters' penis in my mouth to look like Kyle, but it was gone! Knock it off! I don't have your stupid picture. I don't have it. I swear to God, Kyle, if you don't give it back right now, [puts up his fists as if to box] I'm gonna break your fuckin' Jew legs right here. You shut up!
You're lying, and [points an accusing finger at Stan and Kenny] you two are covering up for him! You know what? You're just like Jews yourselves! Stan, you're a Jew, and Kenny, you're a Jew! You're all Jews! Camp New Grace, chapel, day. Kids of every age are there singing in unison. We will now hear a sermon from Pastor Phillips. For those of you who are new to camp, Pastor Phillips is somebody who has broken free of the bonds that afflict you.
He's bi-curious too? Not anymore. Because Pastor Phillips prayed, and by the hand of Jesus Christ, he's now completely cured! Let's hear it for Pastor Phillips, kids! Pastor Phillips. But then I realized that God didn't want me to be that way! God wanted me to be a man! That's right, kids. You see, right now you're like a paper clip. A Latino boy pulls out a gun, shoots himself through the temple, and goes down. Butters is startled. The director and Pastor Phillips just stand there. So you say you were robbed.
A photograph. And I know who took it! His name is Kyle Broflovski. If it's a photo, what's the big deal? Why don't you just print out another one? It's a big deal, okay?! That picture is my propertih, and I want it back!
Okay, what is the picture of? Well how are we gonna find your picture unless we know what it is? All right. It's a picture No, no I was not! I was asleep, and this person just And and took the picture! Now it may appear in the picture And giving a thumbs up. But I assure you, I was fast asleep. Well we'd have to get a warrant first, approved by a grand jury. I don't have time for that! We have school tomorrow! And I know that Kyle is gonna show the picture to everybody during Show and Tell!
Well then, you're screwed. Camp New Grace, camp office. Butters and Bradley face the director and four staffers - one of them is a woman, another is Pastor Phillips.
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